Fan: OMG your 'coming out' story was funny! Do you have any other ones?
Me:... I do... which I kinda wish I didn't
Fan: Tell me! They are awesome!
Me:...-sighs- Lord, this one was the worse.
When I was about 13, I came home from school and saw my older sister on the computer. I asked her when Mom was going to be home cause I needed her to sign my folder for my teacher. My sister just shrugged and said.
'She's at the hospital.'
I stopped and asked my sister why she was there and I was told, ' She got sick or something and had to have surgery.' I freaked out. I wanted to go to the hospital, I wanted to make sure my mom was okay and my sister told me she would be back in two days and stop freaking out. HOW CAN I?! Well I spent those two days waiting for my mom, praying she was okay until she returned.
When the two days went by, I ran home and found my mom sitting in the living room looking worn out and sleepy and I rushed at her to hug her. She had blankets and ice packs on her chest and she told me she was to sore that I couldn't hug her just yet. I didn't care cuz she was there so I hugged her from the side and asked her why she was at the hospital. She told me.
'I had surgery. Don't worry about it, it came out fine.'
We left it at that and I was just happy she was back home.
After a couple of days, I noticed something was off. I didn't know what it was, but it was SOMETHING.
One day my mom was leaving for work and told me I could hug her now since she wasn't sore anymore and I ran over to do so. And I told my mom something was wrong.
Mom: Whats wrong?
Me:... I can't get under your chin.
Me: Whenever I hug you, I always get under your chin. Now I can't!
My mom just laughed and gave me a kiss and left.
To this DAY. My best friend reminds me of this moment and refused to let it go.
My best friend came over to my house one weekend to hang out. As we were walking to my room, my mom came out and said Hi to her. Once we were behind close doors, she turned to me, pointed tot he door and said.
BFF: When did you mom get the implants?
Me: What? Implants?
BFF: Yeah, your mom's chest wasn't that big last time I saw her.
Me:.... OMG MY MOM GOT BOOBS?!
BFF: LMFO HOLY SHIT YOU DIDN'T KNOW?! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?! THEY ARE HUGE!
Me: -flings arms- I DUNNO! I DON'T LOOK AT MY MOMS BOOBS!
Me:... Well that would explain why I couldn't get under her chin.
BFF: Her boobs refuse to let you!
So yeah... My mom left for 2 days to get implants... and I didn't know until a month after she got them...
Drinking: Pepsi bitches